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Predicted by Anonymous
Aries (3/21 to 4/19) – Cross your fingers for Opening Day at Fenway!
Taurus (4/20 to 5/20) – Friday the 13th is the perfect day to scare your roomie.
Gemini (5/21 to 6/21) – As much as you would like to cut out showering to save time, your roommates may disown you.
Cancer (6/22 to 7/22) – Napping in the stacks will not be frowned upon – we all know how you feel.
Leo (7/23 to 8/22) – Start that final paper looming over your head now before you get too overwhelmed with everything else.
Virgo (8/23 to 9/22) – The longer you put off post-Spree day cleaning, the worse it will get.
Libra (9/23 to 10/22) – Go with your gut instincts this week.
Scorpio (10/23 to 11/21) – Make time for that extra call home – your family will appreciate it.
Sagittarius (11/22 to 12/21) – Giving someone your number and saying “Call me maybe” will not work out as planned.
Capricorn (12/22 to 1/19) – Don’t leave your mysterious item sitting out for three weeks or someone may just call UP.
Aquarius (1/20 to 2/18) – Get ready to be colorful for Holi on the Green!
Pisces (2/19 to 3/20) – Break out your colonial garb for Patriots’ Day – just because we don’t have it off doesn’t mean that you can’t support our founding fathers.