Predicted by Anonymous
Aries (3/21 to 4/19) – If you can’t get the glitter out of your clothes from Euphoria, it’s probably time to give up.
Taurus (4/20 to 5/20) – Careful what you do during the Superbowl or your roommate might shave your head during the night.
Gemini (5/21 to 6/21) – Don’t bother trying to hide the embarrassing Euphoria pictures from your parents, boss, or significant other… they have already seen them.
Cancer (6/22 to 7/22) – Make sure you get extra dip for the Superbowl for when your guests bring along more people than you had bargained for.
Leo (7/23 to 8/22) – It’s way too early to have Senioritis… especially if you’re not even a senior.
Virgo (8/23 to 9/22) – Keep your fingers crossed that Madonna sings her good songs and doesn’t do too many scandalous dance moves.
Libra (9/23 to 10/22) – There’s no need to be ashamed of your multiple Moe’s trips in one week.
Scorpio (10/23 to 11/21) – It’s closer than you think. Start getting your Valentine’s Day things together now.
Sagittarius (11/22 to 12/21) – There is no shame in wearing multiple pairs of socks… even when you’re clubbing.
Capricorn (12/22 to 1/19) – Careful you don’t leave your laundry in the washer too long – someone might swipe it this week!
Aquarius (1/20 to 2/18) – No matter what Puxatawny says, it’s still “winter” in New England.
Pisces (2/19 to 3/20)– Racing your roommate to the car in the parking garage may result in injury.
